A song written about someone you love. (Or love to wind up.)
Tell us about them and we'll turn it into a proper custom song. The nicknames, the in-jokes, the stuff only your family knows. Funny enough to play at the party, warm enough that someone wells up anyway.
3 songs for the price of 1 — limited time. · Money-back if you don't love it. · Yours within 24 hours.
Songs for birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, leaving dos, new babies — any occasion at all.
Hear a few
Funny because it's true. Moving for exactly the same reason.
Real songs, real people, real in-jokes. Hit play — we'll wait.
New songs are on their way — check back soon.
How it works
Three steps. Then watch their face.
Tell us about them
A few questions, five minutes. The more embarrassing the detail, the better the song.
five minutesWe write and produce it
Real lyrics built from your answers, turned into a proper, produced track — checked by us before it reaches you.
we take it from herePlay it. Gift it. Watch their face.
You get the finished song with a share link and QR code, ready to share. Stick it on at the do, send it over, frame the moment.
within 24 hoursWhat you get
Three songs. The price of one.
limited time.
For a limited time, one price buys three songs. Make one now, save the rest for whoever's next — no need to write anything up front. No subscription, no upsell maze.
Money-back if you don't love it.
- Three full custom songs, each written about someone — not a name dropped into a template.
- Use them one at a time — the spare songs wait in your account, and they never expire.
- Each song delivered within 24 hours of its notes, to your email and your account.
- A private share link and QR code, ready for the big reveal.
- Download them and keep them forever — yours to play anywhere.
- Two revisions per song, because we'd rather get it right than get it done.
- Money-back guarantee if it never lands. No quibbling.
Occasions
Any reason to make a fuss.
Birthdays they'll pretend to hate. Weddings, and the speeches that follow. Leaving dos. New babies. Or no reason at all — just to ruin someone's composure on a Tuesday.
Why it lands
Anyone can buy a mug with a name on it. A song knows them.
It's got the daft nickname, the running joke, the thing they did in 2014 that the family still won't let go. That's why it's funny — and that's exactly why, three lines later, it gets everyone.
Specific is the whole trick.
You named the cat after a striker,
sobbed your way through Marley & Me,
still owe Gaz a tenner from the stag do —
and the whole back room agreed.
No catch
The honest bit, and the guarantee.
The honest bit
Yes, there's clever tech under the hood. There's also real writing, your details, and us making sure it actually sounds good before it reaches you. If the first version misses, you get revisions. If it never lands, you don't pay. Simple.
Love it or your money back
We mean it. Worst case, you're out five minutes and a few embarrassing facts about your brother.
we really do mean it"Played it at Mum's 60th. The whole room was crying with laughter by the chorus, then just… crying. Best money I've ever spent."
A few quick ones
The questions everyone asks.
Your song lands within 24 hours. Need it even sooner? Tell us.
One flat price, paid once — shown in your currency at checkout — and right now it buys three songs, not one (you can add more for £8 each). No subscription, no hidden extras, and a full refund if the song never lands.
No — that's the point. Your first song starts whenever you send its notes; the others sit in your account, paid for and waiting, until you've got someone in mind. They never expire, and you don't even have to fill anything in before you buy.
Two revisions included. We want you grinning, not settling.
That's on us to prove. If it doesn't land, you don't pay.
However suits the moment: play it at the do, send the private share link, or print the QR code inside a card. The song is yours to download and keep.
Whichever you want. The best ones are quietly both.
Tell us the tone and we'll match it. Not everything's a roast.
Right then. Let's write their song.
Five minutes of you, 24 hours of us, and one moment they won't shut up about.
Money-back if you don't love it. · Two free revisions. · From £29 for 3 songs.